January 2012
10 posts
“Excuse me, I think I know how to set fire to my own guitar!!!”
– Mick
December 2010
1 post
“I mean TEN hours battery life!!! You’d have no lad left… or at least...”
– Barry talking about some Samsung netbook
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
4 posts
Doctor Perridium snatched the childrens books up. “No” he screamed, “No more of this. It is destroying you.” The children pleaded and beat at his legs with their fists but it was in vain. He locked the books in a large wooded closet. One so old that it spoke through the stains and scratches on its painted surface. It was also one of the only pieces of furniture in the house...
THE DEVIN'S ADVOCATE: WHY BREAKING DAWN MUST BE... →
(via skin-ship)
scott pilgram →
1 tag
I wonder what the story line for the arrested development movie will be??? By the time they get around to making it Alia Shawkat and Michael Cera are gonna look alot older they they did during the tv show. Probably have to be a real time gap between the two. I am muchos looking forward to it whatever Mitchell Hurwitz decides to do.
March 2010
5 posts
reform the band
I think I’m gonna make a vampire weekend tribute band and call it werewolf midweek
August 2009
1 post
back from the dead post '09
I’m a detective… Well a private investigator. I specialise in lost causes and hopeless cases. I’m searching for what cannot be found, my own personnal ark… or yours, for a price, if you come to me.
June 2008
1 post
untitled [never going outta style]
and I held your skin and bones… laced with poison of a twisted kind.
we sat up for hours wearing veils.
May 2008
2 posts
“That all her teeth were ideas. Ideas!”
– edgar allen poe
March 2008
6 posts
Those japanese know their horror.
”Those Japanese know their horror, did you ever see 30 days of night? I think it’s based on a cartoon.”
snippit of a conversation that my friend overheard. Quote of the day!!!
“honesty comes with consequences”
MICK: oh
ME: what?
MICK: I slipped in something
ME: What kind of something?
MICK: I don't know
ME: Oh cool that's the best kind of something
“I look forward to keeping in touch over the next time period.”
– work email. isn’t it just straight out of a “letter of appreciation” template
Dear diary, Today I am a blank page.
February 2008
5 posts
January 2008
12 posts
the fantastic email
ZENITH BANK COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UNITED NATION. ATTN:Sir/Madam, How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the former secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the...
“she was like wine turned into water then turned back to wine”
– mewithoutyou
“We’re recording our new song friday!”
– Randy Strohmeyer refering to the new finch song
The Eyes, The Ears by Rinko Kawauchi
A beautiful book of photography that I really want to get.
sing sing
Favorite song of the moment… “the bomb” by new young pony club
“You are nothing but a haircut and a suit coat
I like you...”
– taking back sunday
“cute girls fuck better”
– bathroom graffiti snapped by bonnie… on flickr
Things to do before Tomorrow
Get drunk Have sex x2 Swim with something that could kill me (then kill it) Eat sushi (see above) Meet Steve Martin Spend a night on a beach in Thailand Spend a day in the Alps Write a great novel Take a famous photograph Have a good time on drugs Be happy with life and know that there is something after I die NB* Tomorrow make another stupid list
“Katy French died so that we may live”
– my take on a John Waters article
on my ass either way
sitting in work when I really should be still at home eating chocolate till my face hurts and gleaning the last ounces of enjoyment from this Christmas